Standups where each person takes their turn and recites the mantra: 'Yesterday, worked on ticket HN-1234. Today, I'll still be working on it. No blockers.' Sure - if that's all you do, do it asynchronously. Please. Preferably by just updating the Jira ticket, not posting it in Slack. Or... just, don't, because apparently this has no impact on what you do.
If all that happens in the standup is everyone shares what they did yesterday, what they're going to do today, and what's blocking them, then... then what? We shared a bunch of information across the team. What are we going to do about it? Is Dave going to change his plan for the day to instead help unblock Karen? Is Peter, now he has heard what Rachel did yesterday, going to do anything different than he just said he was going to do?
Daily standups are best when they are really daily replanning meetings. As a team - look at the goal for the sprint. Is it still the right goal? Are we going to get it done? Did anyone do anything that gets us closer yesterday? Does the plan for what we do today still seem like the right thing to do to get us there? Is anything interfering with our chances of getting there?
Everyone leaves knowing what everyone else on the team plans to do to move things forward today.