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Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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Cheapest alternative maybe the teapot looking device from Indian sub-continent, known as a: lota. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lota_(vessel)

The handheld spray attachment (bum gun) thingies are ubiquitous in urban India now. I lived for an year in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts of Mangalore in a small rented room, even they had this installed!

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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> ie you push a button and then it sprays water over the sprinkler. Does it spray bleach or soap or just plain water? You wouldn't wash your hands with just water.

Bleach? I would hope not. This is spraying your anus, which you should avoid using soaps (or holy shit, bleach?) and only use water or specific soaps. Same with your penis, which I hope you're not washing with regular soap (or bleach)

The bleach is for the sprayer not the sprayee.

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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> Regular cold water is nowhere near as bad as you'd assume. Perhaps not in California. But here in Calgary, Alberta, I assure you it is much worse than you'd assume.

I'm not sure how much water a typical cleansing will require; our cold-water one is on its way to the house now. But I reasoned it would probably not require more than a 1-2 second blast. Given that it's plumbed in at the toilet tap, and that you'd use it before flushing, I would presume the water would be relatively close to room temperature, as the supply line is indoors just below the seat. That should be plenty f…

2 seconds is definitely not enough, unless you put pressure on "rectum destroyer" level. You don't need to wash it as clean as your hands, but give it 5 seconds at the least.

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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Every time I hear someone say that they stopped using toilet paper after switching to a bidet, I have some serious questions. Because I've used bidets and washlets of all kinds, and I've never met one that actually cleaned fully without also rubbing/wiping. So, ok, using wet paper can get you much cleaner and is gentler than dry paper, but blasting wet feces droplets all over the place with a jet spray alone isn't so…

blasting wet feces droplets all over the place This is the only thing I don't get about bidets. Unless I'm missing something it's like unavoidable to get droplets on your hand/spreayer for the manual types? I personally wouldn't really care, but I just wonder why not more people make a fuzz about this. Again, maybe I'm missing something.

It's not just you. I found a study showing that bidet use is correlated with higher rates of infection in women (in you-know-where): https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30884065/?i=5&from=/21058441.... Just because bidets feel clean doesn't mean they're not blasting shit liquid all over your bits. How could they possibly not?

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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> Regular cold water is nowhere near as bad as you'd assume. Perhaps not in California. But here in Calgary, Alberta, I assure you it is much worse than you'd assume.

Seattle checking in. Just used a questionably accurate meat thermometer to check the water coming out of our tap. It looks to be about 6C / 42F. Brisk!

I’ve been used to a handheld bidet for a long time. When we bought our house 3 years ago, I installed in all the bathrooms. Our tissue consumption is 10% of what it used to be in the rental apartment.

When we had our baby and she was 1, we started cleaning her by teaching her how to sit on the toilet and washing with a hand held bidet. It was much nicer on her bum, significantly less rashes. We’d wipe off with tissue but it was less friction and sweat would be cleaned off.

Bidets are the right thing to do if you care about your ass and environment. It just feels so freaking good.

Yeah winter could be bad but usually it is tolerable.

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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I've used all kinds of toilets. Toilet paper is for savages.

From cleanest / most practical to dirtiest:

  1. Real bidet with warm water + soap https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b3/Bidet_Ego_Kolo.jpg
  2. Shower + soap
  3. Bidet sprayer (cold water) + soap
  4. Bidet sprayer (cold water)
  5. Toiler paper
If you fall into points 4 or 5 in my mind you are a savage, walking around with thin layer of feces spread around your bottom.

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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I've owned both, I agree. The other "big" feature of a plugged in biden is meant to be the blower/dryer, but at least in my one (TOTO branded) it is a waste of time. If the blower actually worked (e.g. Dyson Airblade), it would be a significant benefit, but as it stands I agree you get 80% with a simple spray toilet seat (other 20% is heated water, maybe the moving head a little, although you still have to shift your…

How well does it work if your backside could be mistaken for a Yeti?

If it's a considerable issue you could consider laser removal. I think it's very well worth it for hygienic reasons.

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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My wife made a joke about a bidet a few years ago, so also as a joke I bought us one for her birthday. The $60 attachment kind where you just plumb in a splitter from the source that fills the toilet tank. It was a hit, so we bought one for family friends for a birthday - high hilarity as we heard the reports from their kids - and then more for our extended family at Christmas. Shocked reactions around the Christmas…

That's what we (I'm italian, wife too) keep asking ourselves when we moved to Canada.

There is a whole set of pains involved in not washing with water after the fact.

We used the shower for a while, but it's a huge timesink.

We kind of solved with squirt bottles currently.

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Don't shave your ass-hair: https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html

Done that. Went hiking a tall mountain afterwards. Regretted it.

You could consider laser removal, but instead of complete removal (i.e. going in up to 6 times), you could just go once or twice such that you have hair down there but lesser and thinner.

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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Has anyone with a hairy butt crack had success with bidets? My limited experience with them in Japan involved an incident that went like this: - Did a not-so-solid poop and had poo stuck in my ass hair - Used warm bidet water jet on max pressure for a good minute or two to clean - Wiped with toilet paper to dry my ass only to discover that it was still far from clean - Toilet paper disintegrated while wiping so I now…

You need to spread your cheeks to get it to work properly.
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