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Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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post #123

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Probably depends on your diet, quantity of hair, weight/cheek mass, and usual bristol score. With TP some people need a couple of sheets and they come away with a clean sheet, others need half a roll.

So what you're saying is that I need to shave my butthole, hit the gym, and lawyer up?

nah they are saying shave ur butthole, hit the gym, and eat healthier

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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post #123

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Probably depends on your diet, quantity of hair, weight/cheek mass, and usual bristol score. With TP some people need a couple of sheets and they come away with a clean sheet, others need half a roll.

So what you're saying is that I need to shave my butthole, hit the gym, and lawyer up?

Hitting the gym usually comes with a diet has accomplishes the polar opposite of what you're aiming for here

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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post #77

Every time I hear someone say that they stopped using toilet paper after switching to a bidet, I have some serious questions. Because I've used bidets and washlets of all kinds, and I've never met one that actually cleaned fully without also rubbing/wiping. So, ok, using wet paper can get you much cleaner and is gentler than dry paper, but blasting wet feces droplets all over the place with a jet spray alone isn't so…

blasting wet feces droplets all over the place

This is the only thing I don't get about bidets. Unless I'm missing something it's like unavoidable to get droplets on your hand/spreayer for the manual types? I personally wouldn't really care, but I just wonder why not more people make a fuzz about this. Again, maybe I'm missing something.

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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My wife made a joke about a bidet a few years ago, so also as a joke I bought us one for her birthday. The $60 attachment kind where you just plumb in a splitter from the source that fills the toilet tank. It was a hit, so we bought one for family friends for a birthday - high hilarity as we heard the reports from their kids - and then more for our extended family at Christmas. Shocked reactions around the Christmas…

> In most cases, you don't even need the extra features, like fan or warm water. Regular cold water is nowhere near as bad as you'd assume.

Depends how cold your cold water is. Can be a 10-15C difference between Northern US and Southern US in winter.

Also becomes important if you're sizing a tankless water heater:

https://www.tanklesshotwaterguide.ca/2012/06/ground-water-te...

Finally, warmer water will dissolve whatever it hits better, instead of just suspending.

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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I've owned both, I agree. The other "big" feature of a plugged in biden is meant to be the blower/dryer, but at least in my one (TOTO branded) it is a waste of time. If the blower actually worked (e.g. Dyson Airblade), it would be a significant benefit, but as it stands I agree you get 80% with a simple spray toilet seat (other 20% is heated water, maybe the moving head a little, although you still have to shift your…

how do u know when ur running clear if u know what i mean? I've never used one before

typically use a few sheets of tp to dry off afterwards, so you'll know if you're done or not

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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As an argentinian living in the UK, I am waiting for this country to finally become civilised and include a stand alone bidet in every bathroom

> living in the UK, I am waiting for this country to

I thought you were going to talk about electric sockets.

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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post #77

Every time I hear someone say that they stopped using toilet paper after switching to a bidet, I have some serious questions. Because I've used bidets and washlets of all kinds, and I've never met one that actually cleaned fully without also rubbing/wiping. So, ok, using wet paper can get you much cleaner and is gentler than dry paper, but blasting wet feces droplets all over the place with a jet spray alone isn't so…

The feeling of wetness is something that you get used to once you realize that your butt clean.

On the flip side, most people who use toilet paper think their butts will get completely clean. That is actually not the case.

But either is not a big deal because the skin in that hind area is quite resilient.

To the surprise of many people, the game-changer in bathroom hygiene is properly washing hands after using the toilet. People in developing countries lack access to clean water and soap. Nobody really misses toilet paper.

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

#139
post #77

Every time I hear someone say that they stopped using toilet paper after switching to a bidet, I have some serious questions. Because I've used bidets and washlets of all kinds, and I've never met one that actually cleaned fully without also rubbing/wiping. So, ok, using wet paper can get you much cleaner and is gentler than dry paper, but blasting wet feces droplets all over the place with a jet spray alone isn't so…

The poop shouldn't get blasted if the water pressure is regulated correctly.

> So, ok, using wet paper can get you much cleaner and is gentler than dry paper

Yes, this is the main idea.

Re: Has the bidet's time in North America finally arrived?

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post #123

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Probably depends on your diet, quantity of hair, weight/cheek mass, and usual bristol score. With TP some people need a couple of sheets and they come away with a clean sheet, others need half a roll.

So what you're saying is that I need to shave my butthole, hit the gym, and lawyer up?

Don't shave your ass-hair: https://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html
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