What I really want: SQLite storage backend driver for s3/gcs. No need for disks then. I haven’t been able to find such a solution though; and am not technically proficient enough in C (the Lang SQLite is written in) to do so myself.
I am working on RediSQL[1] and I am about to launch a managed version. The interface will be either HTTP or Redis protocol, you create your database, and daily I will back it up on S3. (If interested you can subscribe for updated here: https://simplesql.carrd.co/ [1]: https://redisql.com/
1. I do not want my production instance to shut down for WHATEVER reason. This is just not an acceptable risk for most businesses. The only time a DB can go down is something goes wrong.
2. As an engineer, I understand that 3 counters that are not accurate aren't a big deal. I can even look into the source and see that they really do as you say. Justifying this to a security org will be a complete nightmare, as most security orgs in enterprises are staffed with barely technical folks masquerading as "security".
So, it seems like a pretty good way to coerce enterprises to pay up while letting hobbyists continue using it. Very smart, I wish you the very best!