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I think my favorite (in terms of humor) is a commit from mpv complaining about locales and encodings. You can practically feel the committer's sheer frustration. [1] https://github.com/mpv-player/mpv/commit/1e70e82baa9193f6f02...
It does go off on a few tangents, but it's an interesting read.
> I don't want your entire life story in my commit log. Then I never want to work with you ever (or any code base you ever touched) because of your laziness and lack of experience working with huge code bases where long commit messages are life-saving. Also you don't care about your colleagues and long-term maintainability. Debugging bugs for months and weeks because of lack of proper commit messages is the most frus…
>> I don't want your entire life story in my commit log. >Then I never want to work with you ever (or any code base you ever touched) because of your laziness... What an incredibly aggressive response.
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My favorite (in terms of dark humor, if we’re honest) is YOLO, one of the more interesting deep learning object detectors. [1] It is the exact opposite of yours in every way. The code is brilliant however. Even the papers are snarky. [2] [1] https://github.com/pjreddie/darknet/commits/master [2] https://arxiv.org/pdf/1804.02767.pdf
> But maybe a better question is: “What are we going to do with these detectors now that we have them?” A lot of the people doing this research are at Google and Facebook.I guess at least we know the technology is in good hands and definitely won’t be used to harvest your personal information and sell it to.... wait, you’re saying that’s exactly what it will be used for?? Oh. > Well the other people heavily funding v…
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> I don't want your entire life story in my commit log. I[1] want enough debug information in the commit log to be able to reproduce the issue without having to go on web hunts to understand the problem. Especially when the change appears to be trivial on the surface, because these are the ones that can turn out to be rabbit holes. I don't want to have to interrupt you to get this information because you didn't write…
To me, at least, the issue with that commit message is the signal-to-noise ratio. There is a lot of exposition for each piece of information. I prefer a more declarative commit message. However, from the writing, I suspect this is just due to the committer not being a native English speaker. e.g. the first paragraph doesn't lose any important information trimming it down to: "After adding a test matching the contents…