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Re: Bullshit.js

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post #13

One of my favorite reads that has helped me navigate this post fact society is the short essay “On Bullshit” by Harry Frankfurt. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Bullshit It truly nails down the argument that bullshitting is far more dangerous than lying. With the current political climate it helps make a lot more sense of the craziness.

Our president bullshits. WeWork bullshit.

Frank was right on the mark 30 years ago!

Re: Bullshit.js

#122
post #27

The dictionary it uses is even more entertaining: https://github.com/mourner/bullshit.js/blob/master/src/terms...

This is the first thing I went looking for after clicking the button. I can't believe uptime isn't in there.

Should also add things like "five nines."

Re: Bullshit.js

#123

the script is glorious on this SalesForce link https://trailhead.salesforce.com/en?&utm_source=sfdc&utm_med... On desktop, if you scroll down to the "Kickstart Your Career', you get some true gems. One persons job description ends up being "bullshit analyst' and then 'There are over a million jobs in the Salesforce bullshit. ' Should add many more compound word terms,will suggest some on GitHub. Well done, nice code…

Some days I feel like a Bullshit Analyst...

Re: Bullshit.js

#125
post #76

Earlier quoted context omitted.

The cool thing with this would be that after n iterations, where n % 2 == 0, you'd still get the same bullahit as output. Send this along with a hash/number indicating the position of each converted word in the dictionary, and you have a simple cipher thing.

You can just say, "where n is even".

Bullshit.

Re: Bullshit.js

#126
post #53

Author here — really happy that a joke project I did 7.5 years ago (while working at a typical outsourcing company) finally got a spotlight on HN! Please feel free to contribute! I cleaned up and modernized the repo a little recently, but didn't revise the terms list properly in a very long time (except a few obvious additions like "autonomous" and "AI"), so it's a little outdated. There's so much new bullshit to add…

Looks like you got a few PR's out of it mine included (serverless - all in good fun): https://github.com/mourner/bullshit.js/pulls

Oh yes, merged 22 PRs since the post so far :)

Re: Bullshit.js

#127
post #53

Author here — really happy that a joke project I did 7.5 years ago (while working at a typical outsourcing company) finally got a spotlight on HN! Please feel free to contribute! I cleaned up and modernized the repo a little recently, but didn't revise the terms list properly in a very long time (except a few obvious additions like "autonomous" and "AI"), so it's a little outdated. There's so much new bullshit to add…

I ran it on my employer's website, and some words it didn't catch were: "passion", "diversity", "proven", "mission", "high performance" and "high availability"

Re: Bullshit.js

#128

> Oracle Bullshits Products: Oracle Bullshits Server > Brings all industry-bullshitting bullshits of the Oracle Bullshits Bullshit bullshit to organizations requiring bullshits deployment options. Take bullshit of augmented bullshits and bullshit data bullshit bullshits as part of Oracle Bullshits Server. https://www.oracle.com/solutions/business-analytics/products...

Ha, looks like we missed the word "augmented" here :) Wow, that page is a treasure trove of meaningless buzzwords.

Re: Bullshit.js

#129
I made a buzzword-prose generator a few years ago in which we tried to create readable sentences (readable being a relative term of course). For example we had [verb], [noun], [adjective] placeholders and tried to conjugate the verbs correctly.

I fear it is no longer up to date with the most recent buzzword trends though.

http://buzzwordipsum.com https://github.com/inversion/buzzword-ipsum

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