As a society we need to make sure we are taking care of people when their industry is destroyed. The whole “learn 2 code” thing that was directed toward coal workers was exactly the wrong thing to do. If we want those coal plants to shut down we should have offered to pay off the workers until they reached retirement age. If you “take away” someone’s job for the sake of progress, then you’ll make enemies of progress…
Your campaign has the full support of the buggy drivers union, tube TV repairmen, and video store employees union.
I read this as "buggy device drivers union" and had a sudden moment of clarity.