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Wayne, is that you? I hated you at first for modifying the core libraries to break standard fuctionality, writing 500-line SQL statements full of string concatenations and using mutable globals all over the place, but now I see your point. Thanks, I have been earning an above average salary fixing your bugs and I will have a job for life. Still, fuck you man.
No, its not Wayne but he's my spirit brother. I can see us both in the forest, banging the drum of expediency while the world flails us with stinging nettles. "they also serve, who only stand and stuff up the codebase" Also, FORTRAN globals and variables called i,j and k ROCK!
I always thought they're great in any language with globals, is there a reason they're especially good in FORTRAN?