Quite interesting that the reason I didn't like Scala was that it was like a natural language. There was interacting context that wasn't immediately visible at the use site. I wonder if linguists or Perl lovers like Scala more than others?
I do already like Groovy (and have been using it for my day job, since it's one of the scripting options for Dell Boomi), so it wouldn't be the first case I've encountered of "I don't like the JVM, but this language makes it worthwhile".