I'm not exactly surprised that someone who isn't using systemd for anything is getting little value from it. If you really want to give it a fair chance go all in on 'the systemd way' and you'll wonder how you ever got by without it.
- Services can depend on mounts, sockets, paths, or other servives. Don't start the NFS server until your backend storage is online and mounted and stop it if it goes offline.
- Are you annoyed when Symantec is chewing through your CPU? Use systemctl --edit and cap it at 20% with one CPUQuota option.
- Have a NodeJS service you want to bind to port 80 but not run as root? AmbientCapabilities=CAP_NET_BIND_SERVICE and you're done.
- Want to automount a directory? Drop in an .automount file or add an option to fstab and you're done.
- Replace GRUB with systemd-boot and enjoy configuring boot options with simple INI files.
- Want to do offline updates? Have any service you want be part of system-update.target, touch /system-update and reboot.
- Annoyed that you can't have more than 3 dns servers or can't run DNSoTLS or DNSoHTTPS? systemd-resolved has your back.
- Forget about ntpd or chrony and use systemd-timesyncd is a lightweight standards complaint ntp client.
- Run all your userspace daemons like offlineimap, tmux, emacs, your dev server, etc. as systemd user services.
- Manage the permissions, resource usage, and monitor long running jobs with systemd-run.
- Replace cron with systemd timers that not only have more powerful timespecs, are hooked into the dependency solver, and can be monitored like any other service.
- Isolate troublesome 3rd party applications with systemd-portable which are a bit like privileged containers but easier to use.
- Run apps as unprivileged users without having to fill passwd with users and groups just for services with dynamic users.
These are just the ones off the top of my head. It boggles my mind how people say that systemd doesn't provide value.