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It's your basic grand conspiracy theory setup. You see a bunch of sensible features that don't add up to any particular larger plan, they see a sprawling plot by innumerable enemies to destroy a status quo that never actually existed outside their imagination. It is amusing to me that they call themselves "Veteran Unix Administrators" because an operating system needs _software engineers_ or at the very least _hacker…
Back in the old days, insmod and modprobe were synchronous. If you wanted concurrency during boot, you could use fork/join to get it (using the & line suffix and “join” command in bash, for instance). In the brave new world, all kernel events are published over some wonky bus thing, so you need to write a daemon that listens for hardware events and replicates the kernel’s current state of the world in dram, and also…
No, back in the old days, CONFIG_MODULES was scary and new and the Veterans would have been demanding it be removed because "I want a working unix environment" and if they buy a new hardware device obviously they would install a C compiler and rebuild the operating system kernel to support the new device properly.
Now get off my lawn.