Answers the question: why do normal people, when they know the EFF exists at all, think it is a joke?
Apple seeking to patent spyware
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Re: Apple seeking to patent spyware
#12So as about a million comments on Slashdot -- about as Apple-hating a place as you'll find -- pointed out, this patent application is basically for the phone equivalent of OnStar's "someone stole my car, find it and shut it down" system, plus a couple extra features like taking a picture of the thief or detecting attempts to get through the passcode lock. The patent, if granted, will most likely be bogus, but the int…
Analogy problem: You can't steal your own car. This application, bogus or not, is targeted to the possibility that you steal your own phone.
Uh... how? And what sense does that even make? How can you steal what you already own exactly?
Re: Apple seeking to patent spyware
#13So as about a million comments on Slashdot -- about as Apple-hating a place as you'll find -- pointed out, this patent application is basically for the phone equivalent of OnStar's "someone stole my car, find it and shut it down" system, plus a couple extra features like taking a picture of the thief or detecting attempts to get through the passcode lock. The patent, if granted, will most likely be bogus, but the int…
Analogy problem: You can't steal your own car. This application, bogus or not, is targeted to the possibility that you steal your own phone.
It's one thing to educate people to the risks once a technology/feature is out there but to take a pre-emptive stand based on nothing but paranoid fantasy is dangerous. They might as well be advocating against TCP/IP since it's potentially a major privacy violation. Forget that it could be useful or facilitate new applications that people choose to use.
The EFF has apparently turned into just another scummy political organization. I'd love to see a detailed audit of their donations/expenses. Something isn't quite right over there.
Re: Apple seeking to patent spyware
#14 "Many [..] electronic devices are used frequently by
their owners, and the electronic devices may contain
personal or sensitive information stored within them. [..]
Accordingly, if the electronic device is lost or stolen,
the loss of the electronic device can be exceedingly
disruptive to the owner's peace of mind and security.
Thus, the owner may desire to find out where the lost
electronic device is located or who may have gained
possession of or stolen the electronic device."
Note the use of the word "owner", not "Evil Empire". What is being described here is a service called "Find my iPhone", which is part of Apple's MobileMe subscription service. (What, you didn't think Apple would be spying on you for free, did you? $99 a year, baby!)Re: Apple seeking to patent spyware
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#16Earlier quoted context omitted.
Analogy problem: You can't steal your own car. This application, bogus or not, is targeted to the possibility that you steal your own phone.
> This application, bogus or not, is targeted to the possibility that you steal your own phone. Uh... how? And what sense does that even make? How can you steal what you already own exactly?
Re: Apple seeking to patent spyware
#17Earlier quoted context omitted.
Analogy problem: You can't steal your own car. This application, bogus or not, is targeted to the possibility that you steal your own phone.
> This application, bogus or not, is targeted to the possibility that you steal your own phone. Uh... how? And what sense does that even make? How can you steal what you already own exactly?
Re: Apple seeking to patent spyware
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They're taking after the RMS school of linkbait PR — a mix of activism that's too earnest for all but their most strident supporters and neologisms so punny that even your dad would groan at them.
I know. I know. It isn't endearing when RMS or the FSF do it either. Turns me off from supporting them in the future.
Re: Apple seeking to patent spyware
#19Earlier quoted context omitted.
Analogy problem: You can't steal your own car. This application, bogus or not, is targeted to the possibility that you steal your own phone.
That's how the EFF is choosing to spin it. A more reasonable person might view it as another opt-in security feature similar to Find my iPhone/Remote Wipe. The biometrics stuff is similar to Nike+ -- I'd love to see that built in and available to third party applications with my permission. It's one thing to educate people to the risks once a technology/feature is out there but to take a pre-emptive stand based on no…
Re: Apple seeking to patent spyware
#20Earlier quoted context omitted.
> This application, bogus or not, is targeted to the possibility that you steal your own phone. Uh... how? And what sense does that even make? How can you steal what you already own exactly?
If Apple doesn't agree with you that you own the software on the phone, then jailbreaking your phone is "stealing" the software from them...