No, I don't want to chat with someone either. So please stop beeping at me and popping up a chat modal.
No, I Don’t Want to Subscribe to Your Newsletter
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Re: No, I Don’t Want to Subscribe to Your Newsletter
#42There’s no keyboard shortcut you can use to get rid of them. Sure there is: 1. Alt-F4 2. Ctrl-Alt-Del
I've found that many of them respond to ESC, probably for accessibility reasons. It's almost become a reflex when the page suddenly goes dim to thwack the key before whatever garbage they decided to shove in my face finishes loading.
It's doubly annoying when you have to press that tiny little X with sausage fingers like mine. Not to mention when they are coded to only display an image of an X rather than an actual close link and you get redirected anyways.
I hate these thing with a burning passion.
Re: No, I Don’t Want to Subscribe to Your Newsletter
#43From the perspective of crowdfunding 1. The crowdfunding sites themselves maintain HUGE newsletter lists and use very advanced analytics to determine what to place in those newsletters. 2. For campaigners, the size and activity of your email list is a huge factor in determining your campaign success. Just like this web tool https://www.thunderclap.it/about sending a direct email blast to a good list can mean the diff…
This is not a "web tool", this is a spam tool.
> Sometimes people do want to be notified.
No they don't.
> Essentially therefore I'm arguing, the ability to gather a quality, targeted email list and generate a recurring newsletter without a 10%+ attrition rate [1] is both difficult and valuable.
The web is a beautiful dream. It's being destroyed by people that talk about "attrition rates" and "targeted whatever".
Re: No, I Don’t Want to Subscribe to Your Newsletter
#44From the perspective of crowdfunding 1. The crowdfunding sites themselves maintain HUGE newsletter lists and use very advanced analytics to determine what to place in those newsletters. 2. For campaigners, the size and activity of your email list is a huge factor in determining your campaign success. Just like this web tool https://www.thunderclap.it/about sending a direct email blast to a good list can mean the diff…
Re: No, I Don’t Want to Subscribe to Your Newsletter
#45No, I don't want to chat with someone either. So please stop beeping at me and popping up a chat modal.
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#46Re: No, I Don’t Want to Subscribe to Your Newsletter
#47Automatically with a browser plugin, with an address that will even accept your mails. Unfortunately no human will read them in the end, but I'm sure your metrics will be great. I might even accept a cookie so you know I'm already subscribed to your great newsletter.
Now if everybody were to do that...
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#48Yes it's annoying but they work: "sticking a big ole pop-up in their face can be one of the most effective ways to jolt their attention & grab their email for a return visit." Peep Laja. https://conversionxl.com/popup-defense/?hvid=2EcGFw
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#49Earlier quoted context omitted.
It's about all user intent. Will you bring value? For you I'd advice experimenting with a pop-up when the user is about to leave. "A popup designed with exit-intent – in laymans terms it means that the popup only displays when you are about to leave the site." Results? "an increase of sign-ups by 600%. They went from typically 70-80 daily new subscribers to 445 – 470 new subs per day."
How would you go about detecting when a user is about to leave your site? Other than responding to a click on an external link? The two ways I typically leave a site are a) typing a URL into the address bar and b) closing a tab.
Re: No, I Don’t Want to Subscribe to Your Newsletter
#50I think Google is fighting this by giving a lower rank to pages that do this[1]. [1]: https://webmasters.googleblog.com/2016/08/helping-users-easi...
You cannot link out without thinking twice, you cannot get links in without worrying about consequences, you grow at exactly the pace that pleases the gods over at the google-plex, and better think twice before you do any guest blogging, and remember the 200 ranking factors at play, and finally, never, ever, ever get on their wrong side.
Oh, and to keep it more fun, just wait till you need to stand in line someday for their customer support. That is a whole another level of batshit psycho crazy.
Why, Thank you, Google. Without you, what will the poor little people of the world do?