"Why am I getting reprimanded?" "Because you ran a unit test..." "What is wrong with that?" "It's Brian's job to press that key, not yours. You violated Union rules"
- "Sorry, I need to talk with he Union first to see what my options."
- "Hi, we decided that you need to come to work all the weekends in March and we still have to decide if we will pay for the overtime and how much".
- "Mmm... Well, let me ask the Union, but I think that this is not going to happen... I actually had lots of plans for the weekends in March."
- "Hi, you are fired. Not because you are a bad professional but because you ask too many questions and because you don't show yourself submissive in front of me".
- "Mmm... I am afraid that you will need to have a long conversation with the lawyers of the Union first".
That's what Unions are for in many countries.