The phallic imagery is so overpowering. I also like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtBy_ppG4hY In case it's not clear, I hate this "multiplanetary species" garbage.
It's one thing to offer a contrary view, but please don't fulminate. The more contrary a view is, i.e. the more it contradicts the audience's beliefs, the more important it is to present substantively. Otherwise (assuming you're correct) you do a disservice to the truth, in addition to igniting the obvious flamewar and making this site worse.
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