I invented the world’s first caffeinated toothpaste - get a rush while you brush! I’m a serial entrepreneur, YCW16. Though it is a simple idea, I went through at least 60 formula iterations before I got the flavor chemistry right. This toothpaste seriously works. I actually had to lower the caffeine content from the original version. Our toothpaste gives you a quick caffeine boost that works as soon as you start brus…
I posted another comment, but since you also brush your teeth at night, if I bought your product I'd have to use that in the morning and another brand before going to bed. Did you think about this? People might not want to have 2. I was going to buy it but then I thought about this.
Show HN: I invented a caffeinated toothpaste
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#292I can't help thinking of Fry's first morning in the year 3000. Fry: I'm never gonna get used to the 31st century. Caffeinated bacon? Baconated grapefruit? Admiral Crunch? But I'll probably try it.
Probably chicken.
And disappointment.
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#293Earlier quoted context omitted.
I have two abcesses and a cavity. So this is very much an issue to me. My dental problems were caused by weak enamel and losing access to proper dental care. As a child, I used to get nauseated after brushing my teeth and formed a physical aversion I had to overcome daily. After discovering flouride-free toothpaste a few years ago, I stopped feeling sick after brushing. It's possible I have an underactive thyroid but…
>doesn't solve sugar over-consumption or bad dental care I though you just said that tooth decay isn't still a public health concern, now it is? Are you saying the WHO is wrong? Based on what evidence?
Don't hijack my argument into something else.
I said it wasn't the government's responsibility to flouridate my drinking water. That isn't what I pay taxes for.
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#294Do you have warnings on the tube to tell people that the toothpaste is toxic to children? 80 mg of caffeine at 90 "servings" per tube is 7200mg. The LD50 for caffeine is 150mg/kg, so each tube is enough to potentially kill two 20kb toddlers.
"two 20kb toddlers." Is that a mistype or do you really measure babies in kilobits?
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#296Earlier quoted context omitted.
Yes, we have a prominent warning on both the tube and the box that reads, "WARNING: For use by adults 18 years and older only. Keep away from children." Additionally, the tube comes shipped with a silver foil tamper-proof seal.
No child proof cap? Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen given that most people keep toothpaste in their bathroom and don't take extraordinary care to keep it away from children as they do with other toxic products. (floridated toothpaste is also hazardous to children, but much less toxic than a tube with over 7g of caffeine)
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#297Earlier quoted context omitted.
>doesn't solve sugar over-consumption or bad dental care I though you just said that tooth decay isn't still a public health concern, now it is? Are you saying the WHO is wrong? Based on what evidence?
I never said that? Don't hijack my argument into something else. I said it wasn't the government's responsibility to flouridate my drinking water. That isn't what I pay taxes for.
^ Is what you really said, which didn't make sense even in context.
You pay taxes for what your democratically elected representatives determine it's for, not what you personally think - and like the WHO, they think some of it should be marginally spent on solving major public health concerns.
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#298what? is this some new anti-vac kind of thing? In Denmark dentists are strongly advising against using toothpaste without fluoride.
Lena Bay of the Danish dentist school says about toothpaste without fluoride: "... if you insist on using it, then you should only use it once a day and use normal toothpaste with fluoride the rest of the time" and Ole Marker, vice president of the Danish Dental Association says that "There is a large risk of ruining your teeth [if you only use toothpaste without fluoride]"
source [in danish] http://politiken.dk/forbrugogliv/livsstil/familieliv/ECE8329...
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#299I invented the world’s first caffeinated toothpaste - get a rush while you brush! I’m a serial entrepreneur, YCW16. Though it is a simple idea, I went through at least 60 formula iterations before I got the flavor chemistry right. This toothpaste seriously works. I actually had to lower the caffeine content from the original version. Our toothpaste gives you a quick caffeine boost that works as soon as you start brus…
Your website does not contain a list of ingredients, nor do you show photos of your box with government required disclosures on it. You admit that your toothpaste does not have fluoride, but does it contain SLS, propylene glycol, DEA, glycerin, hydrated silica, or artificial sweeteners? If so, please discontinue your product or change your formula. None of those ingredients are safe for use in toothpaste and help cau…
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#300Earlier quoted context omitted.
I never said that? Don't hijack my argument into something else. I said it wasn't the government's responsibility to flouridate my drinking water. That isn't what I pay taxes for.
>Actually no, it still isn't. ^ Is what you really said, which didn't make sense even in context. You pay taxes for what your democratically elected representatives determine it's for, not what you personally think - and like the WHO, they think some of it should be marginally spent on solving major public health concerns.
The idea that democratic elections are functioning in a representative way in America is a joke. I have no control over many policies that govern me. But I still reserve the right to decide what I think are worthwhile tax expenditures. Your same logic would invalidate the gross overspending of taxes towards my government's defense budget.