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Re: Ask HN: got any food hacks?

#151
You don't want to spend an hour cooking... have you considered 72 of them, instead? It's easier when it's unattended. Check out sous vide cooking:

  http://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=1093433
SV is to crock pot cooking as Google is to Archie.

Re: Ask HN: got any food hacks?

#153
I usually overbuy bananas since they are so easy to eat on the go, but can also be quickly turned into the most amazing vegan ice-cream.

1. Freeze ripe bananas

2. Mash with strawberries/blueberries/mangos/etc.

3. (optional) Add agave nectar and coconut milk to taste

Re: Ask HN: got any food hacks?

#154
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The first hack is practice. (I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that you aren't very experienced; otherwise, you would have told us how experienced you are.) In this way, cooking is like programming. As with a programming task, a recipe that takes an hour of attention now may take half an hour of your attention next year, and there's no way to enumerate the difference as a handful of tips and tricks. The biggest…

I agree 100% about using sharp knives. The Kiwi knives from Wok Shop are fantastic and incredibly cheap:

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There are plenty of reviews:

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I'm considering getting a few Wok Shop chopping blocks, too. Has anyone used them?

  The Wok Shop: Chinese Chopping Blocks
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  The Wok Shop: Chinese Ironwood Round Chopping Boards
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Re: Ask HN: got any food hacks?

#155

Problem: Vegetables are gross, and hard to prepare such that they taste good. Solution: vegetable smoothie. Ice, a banana, yogurt, milk, and a whole bunch of spinach, in proportions according to taste. This sounds disgusting, but it actually tastes really good. Make sure you have a banana though. Otherwise it will tastes like spinach, and that's not the goal here. After trying to report my discovery to the world, it…

Vegetables are gross

What kind of bizarro, fast food nation, high fructose syrup environment did you grow up in to make a statement like that?

Visit a farmer's market and check out the vegetables on sale there; almost all are edible raw, and all are terrific.

Re: Ask HN: got any food hacks?

#156

What you just asked for is a full-sized SUV that costs $10,000, rides like a Lexus, gets 45mpg city, and never loses the new car smell. If you don't want to cook or clean, that means someone has to cook/package for you. If you don't want processed food (and I don't blame you) where this is done by machine, then you have to pay for something done by real people. This will by-definition be not cheap, since labor is rel…

I prepared a very long and sarcastic response to you but in the end decided I probably agree with you as much as disagree. However, I adamantly disagree with you on one point: what johnswamps wants is achievable in less than an hour a day. He just needs to learn to cook.

Personally, I enjoy cooking and often manage to turn it into a positive, relaxing part of my day: a drink, some music, ideally a friend (though not lately), and results that I'm proud of. Unfortunately, this is the image of cooking that most educated people are confronted with when they first face the task of cooking for themselves: yuppies amusing themselves and/or showing off their uber-conscious, uber-sophisticated lifestyle-fu. (I never reach such heights, but I understand that's what I'm supposed to be, and in some sense really am, aspiring to.) The problem is that you can't really do this every day unless you dedicate a lot of time to it.

That's not the only way to do it, though. Sometimes I like to cook something interesting or impressive, but more often than not, my priorities are elsewhere. I only cook because would rather not order in (too unhealthy) or go out (too time-consuming.) I usually manage to spend well under an hour cooking, preparing, and cleaning. Consider some of the slapped-together things I've eaten recently:

- Whole-wheat pasta plus lentils plus pasta sauce from a jar plus some broccoli haphazardly chopped up and cooked briefly in the pasta sauce. A nutritional powerhouse of a meal; who cares if it's a bit too unrefined to serve to dinner guests? Who cares if this meal doesn't exemplify any trendy food idea? Who cares if half of it came from a jar, as long as I can recognize the ingredients on the label?

- Frozen baby lima beans plus olive oil plus garlic (a few cloves quartered) plus some dried thyme and sage that have been sitting in my pantry for about a year. The recipe calls for kalamata olives, but I didn't want to go to the store. Fuck it, it would have been much better with the olives, but it was perfectly acceptable without. For guests I would have used fresh herbs, but I don't feel like I'm abusing myself by using slightly stale dried herbs. Oh, but it's just a side dish! That doesn't worry me when I'm cooking for myself. Oh, but it's not a whole protein! I had fish yesterday. I'll be fine. Serve it with brown rice if you want.

- Doen jang chi gae. A Korean soup or stew made by simmering dried anchovies in water for a few minutes, removing the anchovies, and throwing in a ball of doen jang and a bunch of vegetables and cooking for a while. I'm sure it's a gross simplification of what a more patient or sophisticated cook would do, but I just threw in daikon and collard greens, and later bean sprouts, jalapeno peppers, and tofu. Served with brown rice. Delicious.

- Plain brown rice and lentils with some kimchi thrown on top for flavor. No leafy greens? Nothing green at all? Relax; you don't need all the nutrients at every meal.

And finally, though it isn't really cooking:

- Amy's Brown Rice & Vegetables Bowl. Processed, packaged, frozen, and quite nutritionally respectable. Maybe x% of the nutritional value was lost during freezing and storage. So what? It's not like I have any vitamin deficiencies. I'll use the time I save to flip through my copy of Hungry Planet.

There's nothing wrong with cooking like this. As other posters have pointed out, johnswamps simply needs to learn to cook.

On an entirely unrelated note, I had an odd realization while writing this post. About my pasta dish above, I wrote: "Pro tip: Cook the lentils, toss the lentils on a plate, and use the same pot for the sauce and broccoli. Voila: two dirty dishes instead of three, which makes a huge difference." Then I thought: I never do that, so why would I write it? Washing one extra pot only takes about a minute. I wrote it because washing pots looms much larger in people's minds than it should. The "huge difference" is 99% psychological. The only practical reason to care about using an extra pot is if you're going to leave it sitting dirty on the stove, depressing you until you finally take care of it. Part of learning to cook is getting over psychological hang-ups like that, embracing the task, and learning to be objective. You can't let your night (or worse, your week) be negatively impacted by a one-minute task.

Re: Ask HN: got any food hacks?

#157

You need the Julia Child Omlette! All you need are eggs, water, butter and a hot pan and it takes 3 minutes and tastes awesome! The water is the trick. When you whisk water and eggs together, as they hit the hot pan the water turns to steam and fluffs the eggs up. I've made this many times and once you get the pan shaking and timing right, you will impress the hell out of your friends every time. http://www.youtube.c…

A pinch of corn-starch helps quite a bit too.

Re: Ask HN: got any food hacks?

#158
I'msurprised nobody else mentioned this, but in the past decade there's ben quite a growth in chains that prepare home-cooked meals for you. I know people who buy 7 of these at a time, and freeze them. Then you just mix the ingredients together, and bake or fry it. No thought has to go into it, but where's the fun in that?

Re: Ask HN: got any food hacks?

#159
post #146

Earlier quoted context omitted.

Protein powder is great. It's so easy to make and filling. Add a tablespoon of natural peanut butter and you're good to go.

I ran the numbers and found that whey protein was a little bit cheaper than milk on a protein/price basis. (And soy is even cheaper, if you prefer soy) I usually mix it up with a noncaloric sweetener now to overpower the strong taste. For a dessert you can mix the powder, peanut butter, a banana, and some dark chocolate together...microwave or blend it. I haven't really perfected that recipe though, I use a cup of pr…

Not sure why we got downvoted. Protein is so easy to make. It's a hack in that it fills you up but takes a minute to make, and it's great for a lifting regimen.
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