"Oh, no, I have to look at pictures of bars...Manipulation!", "Oh, no, they are offering me to tag myself on a picture - systemic oppression and manipulation!" "Nooo... Fuck, now have to say 'You're welcome' "
Fuck this author. A spoiled, rich cunt complaining that someone will auto-play a video after a countdown on his newest iPhone.
... In the meantime, slaves in Africa are digging material from the ground for $1 or less per day, so that he can get his iPhone. Slaves in Asia making his clothing or assembling his devices. Domestic, desperate part-time slaves delivering his food (Postmates) or driving him (Uber/Lyft).