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Why not just put your proprietary stuff in a closed-source library and distribute the rest of the source in accordance with the LGPL? What's so horrible about that? Even iOS allows dynamic linking nowadays.
The problem isn't dynamic linking, its the requirement that the end user must be able to re-link a modified version of the LGPL code. So for example, the user should be able to replace the Qt libraries your application links to. On closed platforms like iOS and Android (on Google Play) this isn't really possible. How would your user access your application, modify it and re-sign it?
For an iOS project, you'd provide a link to the GitHub/Sourceforge page or whatever. It's true that the end user would have to get a signing key from Apple to exercise their rights under the LGPL, but IMHO that still meets the spirit of the law. As far as I'm concerned my obligation ends when I provide the code. Some will disagree (hence GPLv3), but the same problem would exist if I had used a language (or targeted a platform) for which there were no free compilers, and nobody seems to have a problem there.