If they're going to have something called a NERD NOTE, they should at least get their units right: "The entire planet’s electrical consumption is right around 5 terawatt-hours." 5TWh per what? Per second? Per hour (then why not 5TW?)? Per year? Cumulative over all of human history?
Watt is joule/second. Write it out and algebraically cancel the units and you'l understand that you don't understand, and then maybe you will. As a rule, in future, try to understand before mocking, its a better way to live, take it from me...
In particular, Terawatt-hours can be converted to Joules. To say that humanity's energy usage is X Joules is meaningless without specifying the time period that that energy is used over. For example, it means very different things to say that humanity uses 5 TWh per day than to say that humanity uses 5 TWh per year (versus 5 TWh since the dawn of recorded history!).