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Post by NotUncivil » Fri, Mar 21, 2014, 8:19 PM UTC

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Post by egonschiele » Fri, Mar 21, 2014, 8:39 PM UTC

Hilarious and mostly spot on. MySQL? Oracle hasn't ruined it yet.

#3

Post by stronglikedan » Fri, Mar 21, 2014, 8:39 PM UTC

They would add themselves if it weren't for the infinite loop.

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Post by runn1ng » Fri, Mar 21, 2014, 8:46 PM UTC

.... .technology is now a TLD?

Well, I didn't know that.

#5

Post by webo » Fri, Mar 21, 2014, 8:49 PM UTC

What am I missing?

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Post by bentruyman » Fri, Mar 21, 2014, 8:50 PM UTC

Trying to figure out if the JavaScript on this page is intentionally "shitty". Who uses a `while` loop to get a random item from an Array?

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Post by thaumaturgy » Fri, Mar 21, 2014, 8:50 PM UTC

egonschiele wrote: post #2

Hilarious and mostly spot on. MySQL? Oracle hasn't ruined it yet.

Maybe they tried getting replication to work reliably on MySQL.

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Post by ossreality » Fri, Mar 21, 2014, 8:53 PM UTC

The irony being that the JS is fucking terrible and full of code smells? Holy shit Batman, that is some terrible code.

#9

Post by bsima » Fri, Mar 21, 2014, 8:54 PM UTC

Honest question: Why is MongoDB on there? I've never used it but from what I've read it seems at least better than MySQL...

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Post by jostmey » Fri, Mar 21, 2014, 8:54 PM UTC

That was pretty good! I was redirected to Microsoft's website selling a cheap laptop equipped with Windows 8 for less than $300.00.