You know, the thing I always found extremely frustrating or non-transparent about the academic grant process (and it leaks over into government / NSF / etc applications by the nature of who evaluates those: academics again) is how much unofficial or unspoken criteria come into it. You get extra credit points if you're active in visiting other universities and giving talks on the annual job circuit. You tend to do wel…
I used to think that academia was up to merit, during my teaching days
The only and I mean only reason I ever got a grant is because I called the asshole and asked him to craft it
for me