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> I’m still not certain even today, if anything exists that is faster to get a dynamic site up and running than PHP. With PHP you can just start typing in your file and produce output. Even with lightweight frameworks like Flask there is boilerplate.
This ignores the monstrous complexity of setting up PHP (and php-fpm) on a host machine. I prefer fully contained targeted binaries these days.
And if you really need php-fpm (which you should, anyway), at least in Ubuntu (never set up on other distro), the boilerplate nginx config is there.