> The thing is, where they found it is not normal: The light we see from it left the galaxy 12.4 billion years ago, meaning we’re seeing it as it was when the Universe itself was only 1.4 billion years old! It's not confusing at all. It's because the long-worshipped, conventional big bang theory is wrong. The universe doesn't have a beginning or end. It's eternal. The original sin of that theory is that it's tainted…
Strong claims, but can you back them up? How do you explain the apparent accelerating expansion of the universe, i.e. that the farther away something is, the more redshifted it gets? How do you explain the cosmic microwave background radiation enveloping us in all directions?
What the universe really is, is a simulation. We are trapped in it.
"Lightspeed limit": this is because the simulation has a finite computing power. You can either move in time normally, or you can move in space. If you go to the max allowed speed, there's no processing left over to simulate time, therefore time stops for that entity. At intermediate speeds, slow down time accordingly.
"Planck length": resolution of the simulation. It's discrete, and you can't go any smaller.
"Heisenberg uncertainty principle": another simulation optimization. Instead of simulating all particles, just use a probabilistic function. You actually don't have to simulate it, just the macroscopic effects, unless there's an observation. In which case you can compute either the position or speed of the particle. See also: atom orbitals
"Superluminal" expansion: it's just so we don't try to get to other galaxies, which are only being simulated in a macro scale. This was left by the developer to turn the 'lightspeed bug' into a feature. Also closes bug UNIVERSE-001 where the background radiation was still visible, but other galaxies visibility was off due to performance concerns. Now they can be enabled.
"Dark matter": other civilization experiments that we don't have permissions to see. Still there and interacting with matter. Bug is still in the backlog.
See, anyone can come up with whacky stuff.