Dear Google,
It's been great knowing you for all these years, but you're really starting to creep my out.
I've trusted you with my 1,000 contacts in my email system. I've trusted you because you've said repeatedly that you're not going to be evil. I've trusted you with what I'm saying in my emails, because you've said repeatedly that no one really reads my email, you just automatically scan it and provide "helpful" ads.
And then, you gave me a really shiny phone, and I was in love. (You know I don't like Apple. They hurt me, and I've never forgiven them). I really liked how you made my live easier, and all my email contacts were automatically in my phone. And, anything that I updated in my phone, showed up in my email system.
You also really helped me out by by making it really easy to find things by using my phone. Your navigation system is really, really nice.
But, you're starting to really creep me out, Google.
First, you automatically gave me a "Profile" page, and linked all my contacts to it, without my permission.
And, now... You're changing my search results based on who I know and what they've liked. I trusted you with who I know. Please, stop using that information. If I want to know what links my friends have clicked on. I'll ask them. If I want to look at their pictures on flikr... I'll follow their photostream.
Please stop. You're really creeping me out. You know a lot about me, and I don't think I trust you any more.
So, this is it. I'm breaking up with you.
You've been following me around with my phone, so you know where I am at any given point in time. You know who I call and when I call them. You tried to get a record of all my phone calls with Google Voice, but that was just a little too creepy for me. You've had a record of every email that I've sent for the last few years, and you know most of what I'm looking for on the internet.
You're around me too much. You're following me. You want a record of my voice. You are showing me results that my "friends" are looking at. It's just too much. I'm leaving you.
As soon as my new phone comes in this week, I'm getting rid of your phone. I'm changing my email system to an Exchange based system. And, I'm switching my search engines to DuckDuckGo, Bing and Blekko.
I do appreciate your helpfulness in the past. But, you're getting way too close for comfort. Did I mention you're creeping me out?
Goodbye.