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Reminds me of this old "Professor Pwnage" video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4gVkprDej0
Do you have any information on how this ended?
Apparently it was deemed a random theft [1].
[0]: https://www.engadget.com/2005-04-25-laptop-thief-not-scared-...
[1]: https://www.berkeley.edu/news/media/releases/2005/09/15_lapt...