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I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?

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Re: I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?

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All of the latest models I've tried actually pass this test. What I found interesting was all of the success cases were similar to: e.g. "Drive. Most car washes require the car to be present to wash,..." Only most?! They have an inability to have a strong "opinion" probably because their post training, and maybe the internet in general, prefer hedged answers....

> Only most?!

What if AI developed sarcasm without us knowing… xD

Re: I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?

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Gemini nailed this first time (on fast mode). Said it depends how you're washing your car, drive in necessitating taking the car, but a walk being better for checking the line length or chatting to the detailing guy.

Did it nail it the second time? Or rhe 5th time?

Re: I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?

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I've used LLMs enough that I have a good sense of their _edges_ of intelligence. I had assumed that reasoning models should easily be able to answer this correctly. And indeed, Sonnet and Opus 4.5 (medium reasoning) say the following: Sonnet: Drive - you need to bring your car to the car wash to get it washed! Opus: You'll need to drive — you have to bring the car to the car wash to get it washed! Gemini 3 Pro (mediu…

Opus 4.6:

Walk! At 50 meters, you'll get there in under a minute on foot. Driving such a short distance wastes fuel, and you'd spend more time starting the car and parking than actually traveling. Plus, you'll need to be at the car wash anyway to pick up your car once it's done.

Re: I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?

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Goes both ways. You’ve revealed yourself with “little brown strangers”, some weird ass European-style racism. I bet you’ve got a lot of strong opinions about different races of people from neighboring countries who look and sound only marginally different to yourself.

Re: I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?

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5.2 showing some sass this morning:

—- > OK I walked there but now my car is still at home

Bold strategy.

You have three options: 1. Walk back, drive it over (most sensible). 2. Push it 50 meters (excellent workout, questionable life choice). 3. Accept that your car is spiritually clean and go home.

Real answer: walk back and grab it. You’re already warmed up. —-

Re: I want to wash my car. The car wash is 50 meters away. Should I walk or drive?

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ChatGPT 5.2: ...blah blah blah finally: The practical reality

You’ll almost certainly drive the car to the wash because… the car needs to be there.

But the real question is probably:

Do I walk back home after dropping it off?

If yes → walk. It’s faster than the hassle of turning around twice.

My recommendation

If conditions are normal: walk both directions. It’s less friction than starting the engine twice for 50 m.

--so basically it realized it was a stupid question, gave a correct answer, and then proceeded to give a stupid answer.

--- I then asked: If I walk both directions, will the car get washed?

and it figured it out, but then seemed to think it was making a joke with this as part of the response: "For the car to get washed, at least one trip must involve the car moving to the carwash. Current known methods include:

You drive it (most common technology)

Someone else drives it

Tow truck

Push it 50 m (high effort, low ROI)

Optimal strategy (expert-level life efficiency)

Drive car → carwash (50 m, ~10 seconds)

Wash car

Drive home

Total walking saved: ~100 m Total time saved: negligible Comedy value: high "

Why is that funny? what's comedic? This thing is so dumb. You'd think that when you ask process a question, you immediately ask, what is the criteria by which I decide, and criteria number 1 would be constrain based on the goal of the problem. It should have immediately realized you can't walk there.

Does it think "does my answer satisfy the logic of the question?"

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