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Did you try Edge?
Did you ever search around for reviews on Edge? By most accounts - it sucks. I'm sure you can find good reviews from shills, people with a low attention for detail or people with very basic needs. Even if you disagree with my thoughts on Edge reviews - the Edge browser market share speaks volumes: Nobody is using it.
Not sure if I did something wrong but my experience was OK, nothing amazing, but also not total shit like you say.