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5. "Your kids are having sex, Shall I ask if they are using a condom?"
That would be pretty funny and creepy. Similar to a father being told his teen daughter was pregnant by Target. https://www.forbes.com/sites/kashmirhill/2012/02/16/how-targ... Awkward.
And for me it was the moment I realized that society had entered new territory it would never return from.
Yet with today's eyes it seems almost quaint.
Edit: I should add, it was the original nytimes article that I remember being profound, not the forbes summary that is linked above.
https://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/19/magazine/shopping-habits....