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Whew it's satire. Whew. I've literally seen posts on the internet that read like this sans the satire.
I've seen people on /r/singularity argue how LLMs are a better friend than actual friends or therapists because they are always available, non-judgemental and "listen better". EDIT: Here, for example: https://i.redd.it/7qxb1ohvhada1.png
It could be a White Zombie reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0E0ynyIUsg