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There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by cgh »

FuzzyDunlop wrote: post #11

It doesn't feel like it's enterprise enough to be realistic. class TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBreadFactory { /* Make a sandwich * * Construct a foodstuff consisting of two slices * of bread with two slices of bacon. * @return TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread a sandwich */ Public TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread getSandwich () { BaconRasherFactory pig = new BaconRasherFactory(); BaconRasherInstance baco…

Your use of "new" implies those factories have no interfaces. Normally they would be injected.

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by crazypyro »

vph wrote: post #24

I would just name it Java.update() and leave it there. These people are trying too hard. They probably turn off the average geeks (who find it too geeky); and the hard-core geeks just tear them apart with all of the semantic and syntactic errors.

You must not understand the GTA series.

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by stonemetal »

dclowd9901 wrote: post #35

If you're a developer and haven't played this game yet, I wholly encourage you to do so, just to witness the technical feat that this game is. There is a simply baffling level of detail and surely one of the most sophisticated open world engines ever conceived under the hood. It is stunning what the rockstar devs have pulled off here.

Has there been any improvements in the way Rockstar treats employees? If not then no thanks.

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by koenigdavidmj »

ushi wrote: post #22
robinson-wall wrote: post #10

Earlier quoted context omitted.

-bash: sudo make me a sandwich: command not found

sudo pacman -S make curl https://put.honkgong.info/ed8e3df8691ec7944a878cea595e00c363079504 > Makefile sudo make me a sandwich

Let's run arbitrary code downloaded from somewhere I don't know! As root!

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by dkersten »

laumars wrote: post #12
robinson-wall wrote: post #10

Earlier quoted context omitted.

-bash: sudo make me a sandwich: command not found

I'm surprised you don't have make installed. That's usually one of the first tools I install on any new system (if it's not included as part of the base install, like Arch does): sudo apt-get install build-essential Incidentally, the make error you'd get is amusing: make: *** No rule to make target `me'. Stop.

Maybe sudo is not installed?

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by Bootvis »

Uchikoma wrote: post #38
FuzzyDunlop wrote: post #11

It doesn't feel like it's enterprise enough to be realistic. class TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBreadFactory { /* Make a sandwich * * Construct a foodstuff consisting of two slices * of bread with two slices of bacon. * @return TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread a sandwich */ Public TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread getSandwich () { BaconRasherFactory pig = new BaconRasherFactory(); BaconRasherInstance baco…

Language bashing is what characterizes our industry. I have the dream that one day we will recognize languages as the tool they are and be mature enough to chose tools by utility and not by hype, hipness or pop culture and see there benefits and limitations.

He is not bashing Java per SE but a special kind of Java: Enterprise Java and IMO that deserves a bashing on general principle. Enterprise Java just never seems appropriate.
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