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There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by laumars »

dylz wrote: post #16
laumars wrote: post #12

Earlier quoted context omitted.

I'm surprised you don't have make installed. That's usually one of the first tools I install on any new system (if it's not included as part of the base install, like Arch does): sudo apt-get install build-essential Incidentally, the make error you'd get is amusing: make: *** No rule to make target `me'. Stop.

sudo make me a sandwich will result in sudo running with 'make me a sandwich' as arguments. 'sudo make me a sandwich' will result in 'sudo make me a sandwich' running.

Ah, yes. I didn't spot the quotations encapsulating the code in the parent post. That will teach me to skim-read jokes.

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by ushi »

robinson-wall wrote: post #10
splatcollision wrote: post #9

Earlier quoted context omitted.

'sudo make me a sandwich'

-bash: sudo make me a sandwich: command not found

    sudo pacman -S make
    curl https://put.honkgong.info/ed8e3df8691ec7944a878cea595e00c363079504 > Makefile
    sudo make me a sandwich

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by vph »

I would just name it Java.update() and leave it there. These people are trying too hard. They probably turn off the average geeks (who find it too geeky); and the hard-core geeks just tear them apart with all of the semantic and syntactic errors.

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by kaws »

Either it was Lester's house computer or one of the Lifeinvader computers, but it was using a text editor that looked strikingly similar to Sublime Text. I had to do a double take.

The whiteboards in one of the Lifeinvader rooms, gave me a chuckle. It read, "Remember! We aren't ripping them off if they don't read the T&C" with word privacy crossed out.

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by wting »

FuzzyDunlop wrote: post #11

It doesn't feel like it's enterprise enough to be realistic. class TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBreadFactory { /* Make a sandwich * * Construct a foodstuff consisting of two slices * of bread with two slices of bacon. * @return TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread a sandwich */ Public TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread getSandwich () { BaconRasherFactory pig = new BaconRasherFactory(); BaconRasherInstance baco…

You can always use this gem for reference:

https://github.com/EnterpriseQualityCoding/FizzBuzzEnterpris...

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by gutsy »

vph wrote: post #24

I would just name it Java.update() and leave it there. These people are trying too hard. They probably turn off the average geeks (who find it too geeky); and the hard-core geeks just tear them apart with all of the semantic and syntactic errors.

I'm a pretty hard core geek and I thought it was pretty funny.

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by JonnieCache »

pkorzeniewski wrote: post #14
FuzzyDunlop wrote: post #11

It doesn't feel like it's enterprise enough to be realistic. class TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBreadFactory { /* Make a sandwich * * Construct a foodstuff consisting of two slices * of bread with two slices of bacon. * @return TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread a sandwich */ Public TwoBaconRashersInsideTwoSlicesOfBread getSandwich () { BaconRasherFactory pig = new BaconRasherFactory(); BaconRasherInstance baco…

Not enterprise enough, it doesn't implement any interfaces nor extends any generic classes, there also should be some try/catch blocks (what if the bacon isn't fried enough?) and of course several unit tests to guarantee the highest quality sandwich ;)

There isn't even any XML. Not enterprise at all, by definition.

Re: There's a coffeeshop called java.update() in GTA V

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Post by zeitg3ist »

M4v3R wrote: post #19
saturdaysaint wrote: post #6

And a hilariously detailed start-up with a (Dropbox inspired?) play room. There's also a hacker character whose convincingly detailed computer setup shows several VIM sessions (one on a portrait oriented monitor).

Do you have any screenshots of this computer setup with vim?

I think the colors resemble more Sublime Text's default theme. Here, by the way: http://i.imgur.com/FYce2kD.jpg
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