It’s missing the super well written and insightful “dead” comment at the bottom of the page that I “vouch” but it never really seems to do anything.
Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
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Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
#302Where's the random guy making a silly, reddit-like joke and being downvoted into oblivion with a snide reply about how this is HN not reddit?
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#303> I'll weasel in a reference t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶u̶p̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶o̶-̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶e̶d̶ to my JS library even though it's not directly relevant. Suddenly I feel shallow, and exposed. On a tangent - am I the only person who uses his real name on HN?
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#304irt "...I know this is off-topic, but does anyone know how he got visual effect X on his blog? ..." I cannot describe the sadness I feel when I see the title of an essay I might enjoy, decide to use HN comments as a way to decide, then the top comments are all "Why is he using comic sans as a font? Does he hate us?" and so forth. A kitten dies each time this happens. Over time, I have participated less and less on HN…
Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
#305Unrealistic. Not a single person complained about link not working with JavaScript disabled.
Or about how React bloatware introduces tens of petabytes of completely unnecessary dependencies, is destroying the Web, a perfectly-designed hypertext platform for linking documents together for reading on all manner of devices from screenreaders to Braille interfaces and toaster ovens.
Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
#306Earlier quoted context omitted.
Yes, I can elaborate, however, this information should have been taught to you by the age of 2. Silly HN. A tangent is simply a line that touches a non-linear curve (like a circle) at only a single point. It represents an equation with the relationship between the coordinates “x” and “y” on a two-dimensional graph. The tangential velocity is the measurement of the speed at any point tangent to a rotating wheel in a c…
> localhost:8080 Whoa, I just checked that link, and there's some really offensive stuff on there. Is flamebait like this allowed around here?
Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
#307Earlier quoted context omitted.
You could power the earth exclusively on the smug that emits from analogy arguments (or what we call analgruments in the biz).
> You could power the earth exclusively on the smug I would like to learn more about smug-powered systems. Do you have some links I should read?
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#309 Array.from(document.querySelectorAll('a')).filter(a => a.innerText === 'reply').forEach(r => r.innerText = `${r.innerText} (${r.href.replace("http://news.ycombinator.com/", "")})`)Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
#310I remember how I did something similar back in 1983...