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Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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> I'll weasel in a reference t̶h̶e̶ ̶s̶t̶a̶r̶t̶u̶p̶ ̶I̶ ̶c̶o̶-̶f̶o̶u̶n̶d̶e̶d̶ to my JS library even though it's not directly relevant. Suddenly I feel shallow, and exposed. On a tangent - am I the only person who uses his real name on HN?

TAN: No.

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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irt "...I know this is off-topic, but does anyone know how he got visual effect X on his blog? ..." I cannot describe the sadness I feel when I see the title of an essay I might enjoy, decide to use HN comments as a way to decide, then the top comments are all "Why is he using comic sans as a font? Does he hate us?" and so forth. A kitten dies each time this happens. Over time, I have participated less and less on HN…

About that essay decision support thing: I'd say that particular choice is a pretty valid input for (i.e. against) your decision.

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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Unrealistic. Not a single person complained about link not working with JavaScript disabled.

Or about how React bloatware introduces tens of petabytes of completely unnecessary dependencies, is destroying the Web, a perfectly-designed hypertext platform for linking documents together for reading on all manner of devices from screenreaders to Braille interfaces and toaster ovens.

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Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

Yes, I can elaborate, however, this information should have been taught to you by the age of 2. Silly HN. A tangent is simply a line that touches a non-linear curve (like a circle) at only a single point. It represents an equation with the relationship between the coordinates “x” and “y” on a two-dimensional graph. The tangential velocity is the measurement of the speed at any point tangent to a rotating wheel in a c…

> localhost:8080 Whoa, I just checked that link, and there's some really offensive stuff on there. Is flamebait like this allowed around here?

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Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

You could power the earth exclusively on the smug that emits from analogy arguments (or what we call analgruments in the biz).

> You could power the earth exclusively on the smug I would like to learn more about smug-powered systems. Do you have some links I should read?

https://smug.moe

Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)

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To reveal some hidden fun stuff in the 'reply' links (because hovering over everything is mildly annoying):

    Array.from(document.querySelectorAll('a')).filter(a => a.innerText === 'reply').forEach(r => r.innerText = `${r.innerText} (${r.href.replace("http://news.ycombinator.com/", "")})`)
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