Unrealistic. Not a single person complained about link not working with JavaScript disabled.
Since it was missing there I realized how am I overusing '[-]' instead of scrolling. Like Tarzan swing on vines. (Also is this relavant or am I just piggy-backing your top comment?)
Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
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Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
#202Heck you could even compile SQLite and Rust both to Webassbly as Cloud flare edge workers but I'll not go that far.
Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
#203As a US poster, I need all units of measure to be what the Founding Fathers used and all pickup trucks to be what the Founding Fathers drove. As an EU poster, I won't understand the US obsession with large vehicles and I will recommend bicycling instead. As a programmer, I think we can improve performance if we multithread, containerise, microservice, and store n-depth JSON in a No-SQL database. As a Python programme…
> As an EU poster, I won't understand the US obsession with large vehicles and I will recommend bicycling instead. This will launch the inevitable nightmare of pro/anti-helmet subthreads.
Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
#204As a US poster, I need all units of measure to be what the Founding Fathers used and all pickup trucks to be what the Founding Fathers drove. As an EU poster, I won't understand the US obsession with large vehicles and I will recommend bicycling instead. As a programmer, I think we can improve performance if we multithread, containerise, microservice, and store n-depth JSON in a No-SQL database. As a Python programme…
> As an EU poster, I won't understand the US obsession with large vehicles and I will recommend bicycling instead.
I will not buy EV unless it can go 10000 miles on a single charge, otherwise it is not good enough for my-once-in-a-decade roadtrip.
Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
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#206I cannot describe the sadness I feel when I see the title of an essay I might enjoy, decide to use HN comments as a way to decide, then the top comments are all "Why is he using comic sans as a font? Does he hate us?" and so forth.
A kitten dies each time this happens.
Over time, I have participated less and less on HN, but I still use it daily to screen out new tech news. This site rocks. Excellent parody!
Also, for the first seventeen people to sign up for my free e-book, I will purchase certificates for free rides from Uber For Horses. Even if you don't like the book, think of the horses!
Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
#207Earlier quoted context omitted.
> In 10 years of reading hacker news I never thought to press the [-] until this moment. I thought you had to click the [-]. How do I press the [-]?
I don’t understand if I should click or press [-] What does it do?
Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
#208It's once a year guys, don't let it go to waste!
Re: Hacker News Parody Thread (2013)
#209This is from 2022, needs (2022) in the title