What a fantastic company HP used to be, back in the day. They led the way in scientific equipment and calculators, and even desktop computers for a brief moment. They even made PostScript laser printers that were built like tanks and were a by-word for reliability. Now they are just famous for being the printer brand everyone hates, and this is just scraping the bottom out of an already empty barrel.
HP trialed mandatory 15-minute support call wait times (2025)
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Re: HP trialed mandatory 15-minute support call wait times (2025)
#202The danger in assuming that all your customers who request support are the sort of person who couldn't empty water from a boot with instructions written on the heel is that all of your competent customers will seek out your more respectful competitors, leaving you with only those who couldn't empty the boot, thus maximising your support costs.
Re: HP trialed mandatory 15-minute support call wait times (2025)
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#205Earlier quoted context omitted.
I believe they are saying their AHT went down (calls take less time) which made other people with longer handle times look bad.
The AHT value indeed went down 3 minutes below the average, which is generally a good thing so long as you are doing everything well still. All outliers get checked and mine was the lowest. I was honest about the tool, including that it was offline. Their supposed policy was no personal tools and as it was during "probation" (first 90 days in Ontario), they could fire without cause, and did, immediately.
Re: HP trialed mandatory 15-minute support call wait times (2025)
#206I worked HP CS in Highschool and during my time there I created a HTML/JS replacement for a unbearably slow tree system that made a 10+ second network call every single question(often 20+ questions and a tree copy was required for notes). Mine was instant. They fired me for it because my AHT flagged me and it made someone look bad. At that point (this is at Windows Vista launch) the minimum hold was 25 minutes all da…
Quasi-related but I did the same thing at RadioShack for inventory. It was a long process of scanning each product, looking at the scanner and manually verifying the price on the tag. The tags had a barcode on the back with the SKU and the price that had been printed, but naturally the scanner didn't support that format. So I brought in my own scanner, scanned all of those into a spreadsheet, then ran a script that c…
why?
Re: HP trialed mandatory 15-minute support call wait times (2025)
#207The danger in assuming that all your customers who request support are the sort of person who couldn't empty water from a boot with instructions written on the heel is that all of your competent customers will seek out your more respectful competitors, leaving you with only those who couldn't empty the boot, thus maximising your support costs.
It’s a self fulfilling prophecy. You can see these exact same market dynamics at work in the mobile telco industry. Newer online only upstarts able to save on costs because they don’t operate a retail store you can visit to get help resetting your email password.
Re: HP trialed mandatory 15-minute support call wait times (2025)
#208Earlier quoted context omitted.
Quasi-related but I did the same thing at RadioShack for inventory. It was a long process of scanning each product, looking at the scanner and manually verifying the price on the tag. The tags had a barcode on the back with the SKU and the price that had been printed, but naturally the scanner didn't support that format. So I brought in my own scanner, scanned all of those into a spreadsheet, then ran a script that c…
> understandably why?
Re: HP trialed mandatory 15-minute support call wait times (2025)
#209Re: HP trialed mandatory 15-minute support call wait times (2025)
#210I'm mostly a libertarian, but claiming "we are experiencing higher than normal call volumes" when you aren't should put you in jail for fraud.