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> All certificate revocation-checking schemes "fail open" and proceed happily on their way if the MITM blocks their communications with the revocation lists. Incorrect, firefox implements OCSP Must-Staple and treats a failure there as equivalent to a certificate validation failure. Now if only we could ever get chrome(ium) to implement it...
OCSP Must-Staple is just another name for "really short certificate expiration periods" Must-Staple with a timeout of X seconds is functionally equivalent to a certificate with a validity time of X seconds. In either case you need to go fetch something from the CA every X seconds, or else get booted off the net. The only difference is what you call that thing. HN is doing its silly "slow down" nonsense, so I will rep…
Of course it is revocation, it allows you to revoke a certificate before its normal expiration (90 days for LE).
I could make this argument in reverse: "very short lifetimes are functionally equivalent to OCSP Must-Staple, and thus is a form of revocation". Of course, this is ridiculous both ways: being similar or even 'functionally equivalent' does not make two things the same.