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AOKP, if that is what you want AOKP was always the actually right choice.
And what phone can I put it on without irreversibly voiding my warranty? I tried Android a few years ago on an LG G2. Rooting to install CyanogenMod was an EXTREMELY STRESSFUL EXPERIENCE; and flashing back to stock to return the fucking thing every time it broke (every other month) was even more stressful. I'm on an iPhone now because it works well and doesn't shit out every 5 minutes like my G2 did, but I'm becoming…
I have an iPhone 6 for work (work issued). It's pretty nice too.