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Re: Tell me what your company does

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Also, PUT THE PRICES ON THERE. Even more infuriating than a company that won't tell you what they do is a company that tells you what they do and then demands you contact them to be salespersoned at before they'll tell you the price. Fuck you, no.

You don't understand anything about business do you?

If by "business" you mean "manipulative sales tactics," I understand them and choose to not patronize people who use them.

Re: Tell me what your company does

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post #127

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You may want to get them "confused" (or, to use a more positive phrase, excited), but crucially, you don't want them to get sticker shock. Most software is essentially free on the margin. You don't want to leave $20k on the table by scaring them with a $40k price tag, but you also don't want to charge someone who'd be happy to pay you $50k tens of thousands less, just because you felt called to put a number on your w…

That kind of pricing is bad in the long run, though, because that customer who paid $50k is eventually going to learn that their competitor only paid you $20k and then they're going to be pissed at you about it forever and ever .

Um, will they? I've never heard of this happening.

Re: Tell me what your company does

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You forget the people in a) who don't have the time to deal with bulshit calls. That's where you're losing leads.

We cost thousands of $ / month. If you had a problem that you'd pay thousands to have solved, it's probably worth you talking on the phone for 20 minutes. So it's a good filter for us, for now. Once we bring the price point down, you're absolutely right -- we want to have a descriptive landing page that makes people think "wow, that's exactly my problem!".

Are you the only company offering solutions? If so you can probably get away with it, but if not then it's not just 20 minutes it's 20m * n companies. 20 minutes is generous too, if your website is vague and your sales guys are clueless then it's much more than 20 minutes.

If even one of the competitors has a sticker price and publicly available documentation then I'd be evaluating them closely before even considering you.

Re: Tell me what your company does

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post #105

Here's a fun one, from our very own YCombinator: > The Flex group uses technology to improve the range and fluidity of human expression. We invent new concepts and representations that amplify people’s ability to create, connect, and understand. We create tools that blur the line between using and creating, in order to provide a conversational medium for thinking and doing. What they really do is make graphical progr…

To be fair, those tools (videos and descriptions) are directly below that paragraph. Which makes it many times clearer and more direct than the majority of the websites discussed in the article.

To be fair, then, they should just get rid of that word salad paragraph and only show the videos and descriptions of the tools.

Re: Tell me what your company does

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I came across this recently: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l644fAxGzlw Don't waste your time watching it. It's a promo video for yet another a very scammy looking ICO. I watched through the entire 3 minute video, only because I found it increasingly amusing how long they were taking to "get to the point". As it turns out, this video is 3 minutes of stock videos of Dubai with a pseudo-inspirational voiceover about n…

"The First A.I. Big Data Marketing Cloud for BlockChain" This is pure comedy.

I feel like I'm getting left behind with all the wank words these days, I swear it was only yesterday that we were still giggling about 'clicks and mortar'.

Re: Tell me what your company does

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That kind of pricing is bad in the long run, though, because that customer who paid $50k is eventually going to learn that their competitor only paid you $20k and then they're going to be pissed at you about it forever and ever .

Um, will they? I've never heard of this happening.

Will they learn about it? Or will they be pissed about it? For the former point, people move jobs, people talk, word gets around. For the latter, that's just human nature.

Re: Tell me what your company does

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"Life goes on" is rich coming from Gurbaksh Chahal, a guy that kicked his girlfriend 117 times. http://www.newyorker.com/tech/elements/gurbaksh-chahals-ugly...

A $500 fine for brutal assault? I had to pay a larger fine for forgetting to pay a $40 ticket.

That's why they call it "F--- You" money.

Re: Tell me what your company does

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post #105

Here's a fun one, from our very own YCombinator: > The Flex group uses technology to improve the range and fluidity of human expression. We invent new concepts and representations that amplify people’s ability to create, connect, and understand. We create tools that blur the line between using and creating, in order to provide a conversational medium for thinking and doing. What they really do is make graphical progr…

That's not a company, that's a research group. Is that different? I think so. They're supposed to push the visionary envelope while a company is supposed to make money. Instant-noodle accessibility is critical to the latter.

(I love that you wrote "our very own YCombinator" though!)

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