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Why vampires live forever

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Re: Why vampires live forever

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As a member of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am appalled, and profoundly offended, by the idea of someone even as much as suspecting Peter Thiel could be a vampire. He might be an evil bloodsucking parasite, but he lacks the sophistication mortals have come to associate with vampires over the centuries. It's shocking, really, that some people might confuse him with one.

Hisss...I mean, amen! I bet that scumbag has never eaten a bowl of Count Chocula either.

Re: Why vampires live forever

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The article misses the simplest technique: Just donate blood as often as possible. This results in a loss of cholesterol, other bad lipoproteins, excess iron in those who have it, and PFAS toxins. It is frequency-dependently associated with longevity. Whole blood donation avoids the plastic lining of plasma donations, with the latter undesirably transferring unwanted microplastics into the body. For those with suffic…

does this imply that you're just giving shitty blood to people that need life saving procedures?

The microplastic filled blood will manage to oxygenate their brain and other organs and save their life, and then they can donate it on to the next person in need.

Feels a little homeopathy... How many people can we put the same blood through?

Re: Why vampires live forever

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Earlier quoted context omitted.

I don't think it's very effective. It's your metabolism that produces that junk with increasing ratio of stuff that you need. If you just remove blood, the ratio of good stuff to bad stuff does not change. Same with kidney filtering if they can't recognize the difference. Blood transfusion from younger person gives you blood with better ratio.

The article includes a citation that explicitly states the opposite. Specifically citation 20 from the section "The Twist" (which is itself all about this idea): > [20] Mehdipour, M. et al. “Rejuvenation of three germ layers tissues by exchanging old blood plasma with saline-albumin.” Aging 12(10), 8790–8819, 2020. The UC Berkeley team found that diluting old blood plasma with saline and albumin produced rejuvenating…

The article confirms what I just wrote. Albumins are proteins. If you add more albumins, the ratio changes.

dilution = change of ratio. Just giving blood is not dilution.

Re: Why vampires live forever

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This is a fun story from the early 18th century if you haven't read about it https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_of_St._Germain

Wasn't this the guy going around building animate porcelain dolls in suspiciously modern gothic-lolita dresses?

Re: Why vampires live forever

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> The Suspects Peter Thiel Has anyone tried garlic on him? > Vampires don’t drink blood because young blood contains an elixir. They drink blood because their own blood accumulates factors that accelerate aging, and they need to periodically dilute it. I don't think this makes sense. Our bodies do not use the same blood forever.

> Has anyone tried garlic on him?

Or indeed daylight

I was going to suggest some other vampire remedies, but I was worried Palantir will scan this and tell ICE.

Re: Why vampires live forever

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> Stoker, a theatre manager with no medical background, somehow described the basic mechanism of heterochronic parabiosis Just to pick a nit... Stoker's story was inspired by "The Vampyre" by physician John Polidori, who doubtless knew whatever his contemporary medics knew about blood. Polidori, Lord Byron, and Mary Shelley told scary stories to each other by Lake Geneva in 1816, the "year without a summer". It could…

It is worthy of note that John Polidori's model for a vampire was, in fact, Lord Byron.

Lord Byron's death was a result of what the medical profession then thought that they knew about blood. Namely that blood-letting was a worthwhile medical treatment.

Re: Why vampires live forever

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As a member of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am appalled, and profoundly offended, by the idea of someone even as much as suspecting Peter Thiel could be a vampire. He might be an evil bloodsucking parasite, but he lacks the sophistication mortals have come to associate with vampires over the centuries. It's shocking, really, that some people might confuse him with one.

Oh, it applies to sama perfectly, except for the sophisticated bit, or empathy.

Are all vampires sociopaths or just some of them?

Re: Why vampires live forever

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As a member of a prominent Transylvanian family, I am appalled, and profoundly offended, by the idea of someone even as much as suspecting Peter Thiel could be a vampire. He might be an evil bloodsucking parasite, but he lacks the sophistication mortals have come to associate with vampires over the centuries. It's shocking, really, that some people might confuse him with one.

Oh, it applies to sama perfectly, except for the sophisticated bit, or empathy. Are all vampires sociopaths or just some of them?

Most unless they dated a vampire slayer...
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