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Re: Shitbowl: The algorithmically powered in-home physical caching platform

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On the flip side this is a real process that essentially works. The book "Algorithms to Love By" decides a chapter to solutions to meat space retrieval problems.

I’m pretty sure you mean “Algorithms to _Live_ By”- but I love the typo, since one anecdotes involves using CS/mathematical principles (secretary problem) to find an optimal romantic partner. Enjoyable read for sure!

ATLB is such an awesome book.

Re: Shitbowl: The algorithmically powered in-home physical caching platform

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Oh no! The Internet is more easily accessible providing more knowledge and access to millions worldwide! It's not limited to our extremely exclusive clique of 1337 hackers who also all happen to be white, college-educated American men!

You could have, you know, all that good stuff also without Facebook.

arguably more easily, since a primary outcome of facebook seems to be to make white college educated american men angry at everyone else

Re: Shitbowl: The algorithmically powered in-home physical caching platform

#125
The idea is pretty good, but misses the mark. Bitcoin has shown that decentralization is a bad idea. What people actually want is Sharebowl: a single bowl, the size of oregon, that you can trust to keep your valuables safe.

We plan an ICO by 2022, IPO by 2023, and IBS[1] by next week.

[1] https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/irritable-bow...

Re: Shitbowl: The algorithmically powered in-home physical caching platform

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Laundry pile needs random access!

I don't care about that as long as it efficiently handles the worst-case of the sock tuple matching problem.

I just implemented a proper cache for unmatched socks this morning! I just got a dresser and dedicated one drawer to socks embedded in a plastic hexagon matrix, with an area on one side for unmatched socks awaiting the re-appearance of their mate on some future laundry day.

It is a slow process but it is very low energy.

Re: Shitbowl: The algorithmically powered in-home physical caching platform

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To enable Sharding: throw your shitbowl against the wall. NB: Cached items will be need to be reindexed once sharding has been enabled.

If you have a glass one you can even shard the bowl!

The bowl flew right over this commenter's head

Re: Shitbowl: The algorithmically powered in-home physical caching platform

#130

Why is the HN article title obscured with "*"? Does HN have a forbidden words policy?

That was me.. I guess I was uncertain about whether it would get flagged if I put a curse word in the title. No deeper agenda there.

looks like it has been corrected!
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