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Re: Please Rob Me

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For those of you, including myself, that didn't know what this was a reference to: "Trapped in the Closet" is an urban opera, R&B opera, or hip-hopera released by contemporary R&B singer R. Kelly in 2005. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trapped_in_the_Closet

It's also a South Park Episode. http://www.southparkstudios.com/guide/912

which is based on... ?

Oh, right.

Re: Please Rob Me

#122
post #61

"burglarized" still makes me chuckle when I see it written. (It is not a valid word in English). edit: Yes, I know it's valid in American . Burgled (English), Burglarized (American English).

dictionary.reference.com: Origin: 1870–75, Americanism; burglar + -ize It's old, it's popular, and it's well understood. It is certainly a valid word. Saying you were burgled has a Mr. Burns feel to it. It's almost always burglarized or robbed in the United States.

It has to be phrased "wuz robbed," ie. "Damn, man, they stole yo' DVD player! You wuz robbed!"

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post #72

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By English, I mean English. Not American English.

Ah, UK English. Not sure why UK English vocabulary should apply to this site; it does not appear to be based there, and the people who make it appear to be from the Netherlands.

And New Zealand! We have Colours and such over here.

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lol well when I'm out committing felonies I prefer not to leave tracks like my IP address visiting pleaserobme.com?

So someone gets robbed, then they subpoena the web logs for pleaserobme.com, and then they arrest everyone who visited the site? That doesn't really scale.

Not for finding the robber in the first place, but it's going to look very bad if the police think it's you and then confirm that you visited the site just before the burglary.

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post #82

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More generally, boobytrapping stuff has lots of potential harm to lots of potential people. (gas company employees, police, etc). The fact that it's also harmful to thiefs is tangential.

Intending to you kill someone for robbing you is illegal as well if you are not in danger (being at work in this case)

I thought all that was necessary was to place warning signs. i.e. if you leave a big sign that says "warning this house is booby trapped and unsafe" that's sufficient to protect you against a burglar who sues you for the leg that your spring-loaded machete hacked off.

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post #55

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Does the web site also list class schedules? Because that is also a source of “when she is not at home”, as someone else already said, most people who have a job are out during the day, so finding “empty homes” is not exactly rocket science. Also, in addition to “empty home” you also want a place where no-one hears you if you break a window or similar, a place where it is easy to leave with the stolen goods without b…

Take it even further. Scout the location, observe the 'regular' schedule (of leaving for work/school) and then use Twitter to make certain they are not close to home.

You can't take too much time observing, since you will probably want a better hourly wage than working at Burger King when you are going to rob someone.

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#127

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Good point. But one of the key robbin times is vacation. People definitely tweet about that.

Isn't it the insurance company's problem?

If you fill your home with a bunch of generic, replaceable crap that has no meaningful value to you other than that it is available for your use then yes, this is mostly just a hassle for the insurance company, assuming you have receipts and whatnot.

Most people, however, are not borg drones and though a check from the insurance company may allow for acquiring replacements for lost items it won't make up for the damage done by a robbery.

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post #49

Makes me think a twitter bot might be useful, that takes over the account and twitters mundane activities (cooking, watching TV,...). If you leave the house, you can switch on the twitter bot.

Makes me think whether using Twitter is worth it.

It's useful for other things. I was only joking about the "I am at home" bot. But I think such things exist, that create shadows of moving people if you are not at home.

Makes me wonder if having a home is worth it.

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#129

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So someone gets robbed, then they subpoena the web logs for pleaserobme.com, and then they arrest everyone who visited the site? That doesn't really scale.

Not for finding the robber in the first place, but it's going to look very bad if the police think it's you and then confirm that you visited the site just before the burglary.

Sure, but your fingerprints at the scene of the crime and the stolen stuff piled in your closet is going to look a little worse.

Re: Please Rob Me

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Ah, UK English. Not sure why UK English vocabulary should apply to this site; it does not appear to be based there, and the people who make it appear to be from the Netherlands.

And New Zealand! We have Colours and such over here.

I'm sure he'll have a reason why you're not writing "English", either.
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