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You're most likely right, but there is at least one caveat which might be able to help if we're lucky. (I'm a fluid dynamicist, though not an aerodynamicist.) The Reynolds number is only part of the picture. You also need a measure of the strength of the turbulence. A common measure is the "turbulence intensity", which you can think of as the standard deviation of the velocity divided by the mean of the velocity. (Th…
Could it work at higher speeds, like a craft in re-entry from space? Like a dandelion pre-chute.
While the gas temperatures would be higher due to viscous heating, which would increase the viscosity of the air, the increase in viscosity is much lower than the increase in velocity. So the Reynolds number would still increase. I very strongly doubt the turbulence intensity would be lower in this case too.
Plus, I imagine the bristles would be quickly ablated away.