Click-bait headline? Check. Absolutely nothing to do with technology? Check. How does this garbage end up here? This is not even news, it's just blog spam.
Since when is HN a news-only aggregator? The top story right now has a click-bait headline as well and is about octopodes.
This one is literally blog spam.
Maybe we should just start having stuff reach the front that's about the new McFlurry flavors that come out at McDonalds.