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Really? Would have helped to check out: https://opensource.org/licenses/alphabetical All the licenses(Except the Third-Party Driver licenses) look opensource to me.
What the heck? You are right, AGPL is listed, yet clearly violates https://opensource.org/osd-annotated definition. Could somebody explain this to me?
There's a ton of legal grey area that hasn't been tested or has been hand waved away (do I have to open source my web application if it connects to a database that is AGPL licensed?)