"I wonder which will become self-aware first -- Wolfram Alpha, or Stephen Wolfram."
I once went to a talk by Wolfram to an audience of academics which he finished by saying that if he managed to find the theory of everything (which he seemed to think was a possibility), he probably wouldn't bother telling people, since theoretical physicists wouldn't understand it.
Not that it excuses his sentiment at all. Seemingly too arrogant to take the time to contemplate himself in an honest light.