Amusingly, this produces the result that almost every technology is faster every other tech, with the exception of the technologies that are vastly more powerful than something else, but still at least as fast (i.e., Python is at least as fast as C at some task, so it must be as fast as C in general, right?).
(The natural reaction to that is to assume that there is no such thing as speed differences, but, alas, that's not true either. No easy answers! There are things that are faster than other things at some tasks. And there are jobs where you really need to know which is which because even today, the difference between a 50-node cluster and 1 machine that does it all is quite monetarily significant....)