Step 2: Hire undergraduate math/stats students who took criticism courses at gun point and hated them.
Step 3: ...
Step 4: "OMG Ponies and revolution"
Sir, you do not need a revolution, because it has already occured. You simply need employees who have read critical approaches to statistics AS AN INTEGRAL PART of their stats education. Those people are usually in
- feminist studies (did the requested stats revolution)
- gender studies (ibid, different name)
- women's studies (ibid, different name)
- lgbt studies (exploded feminist studies ftw)
- african american studies (ibid)
- critical studies (sociology, know of mainstream criticism only)
- american studies (good with convoluted language)