This guide doesn't take into account side-channel attacks.[0] [0] http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Side-channel_attack
Let's get a superconducting Faraday cage for this tutorial.
[0]http://i.imgur.com/kdNOe5u.jpg (founder of thepiratebay.org)
[1]http://security.stackexchange.com/a/82374 (Snowden)