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> While I do not condone the use of mind altering > substances Why not? Also, you should try beer, it's AMAZING.
And coffee! Seriously, you don't know what you're missing!
People act like losing consciousness to hours of vivid hallucinations is unnatural.
We have rooms and furniture dedicated to it. "This lovely house has 2 bathrooms and 3 hallucinations chambers - to prepare you for work!"
Make sure to get 8 hours of delirium in darkness every day to promote a healthy lifestyle.