IBM Is Going Agile
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Re: IBM Is Going Agile
#12That seems unlikely. Big companies like big ships have a lot of inertia. They may adapt "Agile", but almost certainly in name only.
Re: IBM Is Going Agile
#13Alternate headline: "Agile Development Ski-Jumps Over Shark!" Alternate alternate headline: "Final Nail in Agile Development Coffin is Big and Blue." Agile is dead. Long live the new development process buzzwords. It is now time again to rename everything, come up with new jargon and trademarks to describe the patterns and anti-patterns of the development processes that actually work for us, and set those words free.…
Re: IBM Is Going Agile
#14I'd trust this all more if it was coming from the teams back up, rather than edict going down.
Re: IBM Is Going Agile
#15If IBM didn't use Agile, what did they use? The non-greedy benefit of Agile is that work and how work happens becomes more understandable in a consistent and reasonably-well studied manner.
"Waterfall" with detailed project schedules in tools like MS-Project (which BTW, is still useful for all-process oriented projects). I'm a little confused by the article since the parts of IBM I've seen have been using Agile for years (scrums, iterations, epics/themes/stories).
Originally it was just quite close to Waterfall dressed up as Agile but "they" (senior management) are finally getting their heads around it.
Re: IBM Is Going Agile
#16Alternate headline: "Agile Development Ski-Jumps Over Shark!" Alternate alternate headline: "Final Nail in Agile Development Coffin is Big and Blue." Agile is dead. Long live the new development process buzzwords. It is now time again to rename everything, come up with new jargon and trademarks to describe the patterns and anti-patterns of the development processes that actually work for us, and set those words free.…
So, just to be clear, the fact that it's being used by a big company, and/or referred to in the WSJ means it's useless?
Agile can now mean anything. Therefore it means nothing.
The new IBM process won't be entirely useless. It will likely be very expensive for IBM consulting customers and slightly damaging to the souls of the software professionals required to use it. It will be the IBM development process, with a new set of names and jargon terms.
Imagine, for example, that the new development process is called Celeriflex. All the SV startups jump on Celeriflex like fleamen on a Belmont. They crank out awesome software and make huge exits. Some of those startup veterans use their payout to create consultancies to teach Celeriflex to other software businesses. They make money hand over fist. Then businesses whose primary product is not software notice. Their management hears good things about Celeriflex and orders the CTO/CIO to implement it. Eventually, the largest companies for whom software is a significant source of revenue keep doing what they have been doing for decades and use words culled from Celeriflex consultant documentation to describe it. At that point, Celeriflex is dead. The SV startups are using Speedcode now...
Re: IBM Is Going Agile
#17I really don't hold out much hope that this is going to work out that well without a whole bunch of training and people actually wanting it.
Re: IBM Is Going Agile
#18That seems unlikely. Big companies like big ships have a lot of inertia. They may adapt "Agile", but almost certainly in name only.
A lot of this came down to the people, but it didn't help that there was no leadership to help steer it in a good direction or notice the underlying issues. Story points were fabricated to help give good spreadsheets and charts to upper management, which led to us working insane overtime before our release due to how behind we were.
This is just one anecdote though, and I know there were other departments much better off than mine was. It was enough for me to want to get out though after I realized how difficult it was to get any change in place.
Re: IBM Is Going Agile
#19Alternate headline: "Agile Development Ski-Jumps Over Shark!" Alternate alternate headline: "Final Nail in Agile Development Coffin is Big and Blue." Agile is dead. Long live the new development process buzzwords. It is now time again to rename everything, come up with new jargon and trademarks to describe the patterns and anti-patterns of the development processes that actually work for us, and set those words free.…
So, just to be clear, the fact that it's being used by a big company, and/or referred to in the WSJ means it's useless?